To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
